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Katy Perry wrote a whole song called Dark Horse without actually knowing what the expression "dark horse" means, but Juicy J and a friendly Sphinx are here to give her an English lesson. Subscribe to BarelyPolitical!

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Lyrics: Oh no.

Juicy J: These lyrics are wack! "dark horse" means an unknown challenger who comes from behind in a competition, yo. It don't mean having magical powers or have anything to do with ancient Egypt. Didn't anybody proofread this? Whatever, Juicy J. Katy Perry. Let's get paid

Katy: I'm really smart I know about histories This work of art is a documentary John Mayer is a jerk who lied to me He's not a Mayor of anything I am a witchy Dark horse

Sphinx: You don't understand metaphors

Katy: Yes, I do! It's what happens when you metamorph I took a course In wordometry

Baby you could be my locksmith cus having safe sex is what I'm all about But don't you ever try to milk me I'll chew and spit you out just like a mad cow

Sphinx: Nope.

Katy: I'll make you quake and cower

Sphinx: Where's she going with this?

Katy: By using my horsepower

Sphinx: Wrong! F!

Katy: I get condoms from a trojan horse

Sphinx: Can someone explain all the horse expressions to her?

Juicy J: I can help with dat Uhn a rocking horse That's for a kid A talking horse That's Mr. Ed Be careful Stretch after exercise Or you could get a charley horse that cramps up both your thighs Don't put the cart 'fore the horse or You'll do things out of order When you think it's the same but turns out different That's a horse of another color A one-horse town has a small population If you hold your horses in music that is called a retardation Miley's already Working with Nelly Justin got Jay-Z And if Gaga wasn't with R. Kelly I'd change horses mid-stream You can lead a horse to water But you can't make him drink You can lead a horticulture But you can't make her think.

Katy: The rest of you can get the eff out I don't even care what a meta is for I think I should end this song now I don't want to flog it like a dead horse

Sphynx: Wait! You finally got one right A! Plus! My heart of stone is filled with pride GOLD! STAR!

Katy: I see the light at the end of the horse?

Sphynx: Yeah that's close enough

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