This is the 30th song in the Key of Awesome series.
Description[]
Kesha is trying 2 hRd.
Lyrics[]
KESHA
I'm ridiculous
My 15 minutes is almost up
I pulled this song out of my butt
Hit clubs like Jack Nicklaus
Pretendin' I'm bi curious
Cus I think its hilurious
This towns a zit lets squeeze the puss don't look at us like we're disgust...ing
I'm like Gaga with less grace
Can't read my tik tok bla bla face
Wake up in tubs but never bathe
I just use Febreze
OTHERS
That's gross!
KESHA
I'm barfing up a lung lung l-l-l-lung
I'm making out with bums bums b-b-b-bums
I'm partying with nuns nuns n-n-n-nuns
I'm peein' in your yard
I'm trying too hard
DAD
Kesha talk to us
There's something that we must discuss
It's about your lack of cleanliness
When you walk you leave cloud of dust
MOM
Please girl, take a bath and use some soap
Now here's a toothbrush and some scope
KESHA
You don't understand what I'm about
MOM
Did something die inside your mouth?
KESHA
I sing like a drunk buffoon
Then its fixed with autotune
Check out my new Kesha perfume
It smells like sex and shoes
MOM and DAD
That's gross!
KESHA
Hey, let go of my arm arm a-a-a-arm
Hey, that's my chicken parm p-p-p-parm
DAD
She's like a St. Bernard nard nard n-n-n-nard
MOM
She's got a beetle in her ear
KESHA
Don't kill my career.
Guys...I'm melting.
