This is the 93rd song in the Key of Awesome series.
Description[]
Pitbull's sidekicks are on the hot seat in our "Fireball" parody!
Lyrics[]
PITBULL
Mr. Worldwide immortality
You know I'll never die
I rhyme bookie wookie Snookie
Tickle pickle and pants
But I don't know why
Gonna sing bad songs and bad raps
Until you fall down and say please retire
But I ain't never goin quiet
And I'm on a Dále diet
You should try it by the fire
I know you love me but you hate me
But you love me but you hate me
But you love me and you don't know why
I'm like a little fancy baby
Or an alcoholic Furby and
I'm unfireable
PEE WEE
Huh hah!
PITBULL
What are you doing here Pee Wee?
This is not your theme song technically
I changed like a note or two
Now go on, scram!
I saw I drank I sponsored
Or should I say
I sponsored I saw I drank
Ain't no way to stop me
Señoritas really want me
Even though I'm 4 foot 8
Now chop chop cookie
Cuz I hired you to boogie
Dance faster or you won't get paid
See you later gator
Gotta find that little waiter who I pay to play the ukelele
JOHN
I got soul, and I'm superbad
I just stole that from James Brown because he's dead
You may ask just who I am
PITBULL
Nobody
JOHN
They told me to show up here at 9AM
I'm just some guy
Who might get fired
PITBULL
Fireable
Sorry John Ryan
I'm going to have to let you go
Ideally we would want someone who was good at music for this part
Damnit Pee Wee
Get outta here!
PEE WEE
Ahhhh!
PITBULL
Seriously?
What do I pay my security guards for?
To stand around and look at the models?
That's my job
Now some young gun may sing on one
But that don't mean no thang
Cuz as a matter of fact
As per my contract
I make exactly one song per day
Did we get it?
It's time for another
With that country brother
The guy from Let Her Cry
I told Hootie to report to me for duty
And he said "Ay ay but I can't sing high"
HOOTIE
I'm so glad for this gig
Do you remember '94 when I was big?
Sold out shows with my band
PITBULL
Los Blowfish
HOOTIE
And now nobody wants to hold my hand
I'm not retired
I just got hired!
PITBULL
Damn man, that's terrible
And that, that's something coming from me
I guess what we would describe you as technically is uh,
Fireable
Sorry Hootie
Tell the Blowfish I said Dále
Oh no it's that part again!!
PEE WEE
Ahh!
PITBULL
We forgot to put out the Pee Wee traps
PEE WEE
Huh hah!
PITBULL
You're gonna be the victim of a Pitbull attack
But the way you dress is so amazing in fact
I think I have that suit
Was it straight from the rack?
Hey wait a minute Pee Wee cuz I'm taking it back
How'd you like to sing with me on all of my tracks?
Cuz even though some people say your antics are wack
Just like me you see you can never be sacked
And that makes us
PITBULL AND PEE WEE
Unfireable!!!!!!
PEE WEE
Huh hah!
PITBULL
Haha that's awesome
I gotta get me some of them shoes
PEE WEE
Ahh!
PITBULL
Now get outta here Hootie
You're still fired
HOOTIE
Is there nothing I can do?
PITBULL
Nope
HOOTIE
Okay
