Key of Awesome #62

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Justin Bieber is all grown up and ready to fight for love!



That guy sure was grumpy

No one can touch me

As long as I'm swaggy

Whatever that means

Your daddy told me that he'd murder me but I'm sure he was bluffing

That fool don't know me

I do Pilates and Karate's, and he's fat and disgusting

I'm hot shit, I'm way cool

I'm the toughest dude in my homeschool

And also I have 10 bodyguards, yeah

No one can touch me

I'm freaking Bruce Lee. I punched a Nazi right in the throat

Your daddy is whiney. His wiener is tiny. Is he right behind me? That was just a joke

Could you please le e e e e e e e e e t go of my nuts 

Someone call 9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-11. This sucks


Wait, how many nines was that?


It's just a flesh wound

He's drivin' on my head

But I'm just playin' possum

There goes my front tooth

When he stops kicking me I got him right where I want him

Come back here, we ain't done

That's just my arm, I've got another one

This shit just got real 

He folded my legs back

Ripped off my nutsack

Stuck me with thumbtacks

He must be mad 

Pushed me off the roof

Beat me with phone books

How does my face look?


It's not that bad


No not the Jajajajajajajajajajajajack hammer. Owwwie.


I don't if you know this but

Yo ass looks pretty torn up

That old man from Kill Bill needs to take a chill pill

I don't know happened son, you said you knew karate

But Mr. Blond just came along in the middle of the song and he chopped off your whole body


That ain't rappin'. This is rappin'

Do the Booty Jam Do the Booty Jam

Everyone's a fan of the Booty Jam

You're telling me you never heard this?


Calling Beliebers, it's Justin Bieber

Put me in the freezer to preserve my head


We'll resurrect him

We can perfect him

We'll reanimate back from the dead

Now you must riiiiiiiiiiiiiise 


Join the Dark siiiiiiiiiiiiide




Justin, can you hear me?


That name no longer has any meaning for me. My name is Darth Bieber.