Justin Bieber wants to get with you, but keep it on the down low. This is the 51st key of awesome and the third appearence of Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber is still played by the same person. It came out on November 18th, 2011.


Justin Bieber - Jan Uczkowiski

Unlucky Girl - Kirsten Brancaccio

Dad - Mark Douglas

Santa - Todd Womack

Other Girl - Andrea Feczko

Hooter Hoe - Lauren Francesca


I get more ass than a toilet seat

Cops let me sing in the fuckin' street

My life is an endless buffet of hoes

Been a pimp ever since my voice got low

Christmas is a time for charity

So Imma let ya sit somewhat close to me

I could be partying with hookers and blow

Instead I'm here with you on the down low

With you, slumming with you

Hey you, you're only a two


We're dating on the down low, maybe

You don't need that seat in front of the fire

You can stay warm with your spare tire

I don't know why your self esteem is low

Be sure to duck down if we see my bros

My Christmas list has a wish to make you cuter

Just like the chicks that work down at Hooters

Here comes one now girl you got to go

No wait stay here and hold the mistletoe

Ewww I stepped in some poo

Would you scrape off my shoes, they're new

You look like you're going to throw up

Watch the Jordan's yo

Jesus was born in a barn

Could you get out and push the car?

We're making a left on the interstate

Why do you complain so much?

Your butt looks big with that crutch

Don't forget we're going Dutch

Did I mention that it's Christmas?

I can't decide which girls I like best

Maybe I should have you fight to the death

I know I don't treat you like I should

But I send you an autograph and it's all good

You are not the girl that I prefer

When I go out with her, you can be the chauffeur

Here comes a turn, hey where did you go?

I never really learned to drive


That was totally rude

Who are you? Paternity suit? I'm screwed!

Let's keep this on the down low baby

Hello? Hello? Yo, how do you make the phone call someone back?

Hmm, what would Aquaman do in this situation?