This is the 3rd song in the Key of Unplugged series.
Meghan Trainor's kind of a jerk now...
Who appropriates just to seem legit?
That's me! I say dat and dis
Is dis irony? Is it really me?
Hm, who cares?
I still get royalties
I dress like a child everyday
Like some pervy giraffe cosplay
And I can't stop scratching myself
This giraffe suit itches like Hell
If I was you, I'd wanna learn kung fu
And kick out my front tooth
This chorus is doo doo
This is my boo, she's an idiot too
She gets paid just to do the dumb dances I do
This single is obnoxious
The bass line makes me nauseous
I wish that I could stop this
I want to do doo wop hits
My life is like a movie
But not one you want to see
As bad as Mighty Ducks 3 if you take out the hockey
I thank God everyday
That most people have crappy taste
And you all should think my life's great
If you don't you can kiss my bass
That's my butt
If I was toy, I would hate my life too
I'd have to order food off the dollar menu
If I was you, I'd be getting real pissed
Cause I'd be getting dissed
Who would listen to this?
Sing like chipmunks
Fill the space up
I spank Bob everyday
It's his job to do what I say
Cause he is my personal bitch
And I make him do party tricks
If I was you, I'd take off my left shoe
I'd smell it and go, "Ew"
And then go eat some glue
If I was you, I would drink this shampoo
And get a boob tattoo of Winnie the Pooh
If I was you, I would think deja vu
Did she already do something just like this tune?
Oh... sorry, no
And how did that song go?
Oh, I know
I'm sexy and I know it