Key of Awesome #63

Kim Jong Style! The best K-POP comes from North Korea!


Oppan Kim Jong style  Kim Jong Style!!

I am kim jeong-un and I'm not here to amuse ya, No, not kim jeong-il sorry for the confusion. Everybody thinks South Korea makes the best K-pop.

You know who does a better job? Do you? I'll give you a guess It's a country whose number one export is nuclear tests The national pastime of the people is to be oppressed

Did you guess North Korea congrats cuz you are the best! You passed the test!  And I'm the leader,  The Great Successor  Who'd have known? Me! I should have known! Yay!

I'd run for office,  but who'd oppose me? Any of You? Nay! How bout you? Nay!

Because just like Thor God of Thunder my Father chose chose chose chose me KPOP Kim Jong Style! Kim Jong Style!!

Walk-walk-walk-walk Walking Kim Jong Style Let's chill for a while 

Back to work!

Hey check out our Navy Fire Fire Shoot Fire Fire 

Wiping out hostiles And nobody's lazy Work-work sleep then work, torture! I think you thought the Kim Jong age was almost done.

But just like Friends or Seinfeld it is only a rerun. Cuz I'm just like my father and his father Kim Il Sung, 'cept they call me Kim Jong Fun, number one!

I got awesome hair  My daddy willed it to me because I'm his awesome heir You should come to North Korea because we have awesome air It's the only thing we have to eat because the food is scarce

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I'm like the Beatles I make the people Cry and scream (yay) See what I mean? (whew) I go swimmin, I pick up women Take off your clothes (okay) Suck on my toes (Who, me?) I am Kim Jong Un and I will never be depose-pose-pose-posed !!!

Dancing Single File! Make sure and Smile!

Throw-ow-ow-ow them on the pile. Without trial. Kim Jong Style.