This is the 108th song in the Key of Awesome series.
Rihanna is gonna make Drake "work work work" for it!
Twerk in fishnet skirts
I just made every jerk in here go squirt
The mirror is me favourite dance partner
Drake follows me around like a Schnauzer
Hey "Wheelchair Jimmy" go and fetch my purse
And run these errands while I spit the verse
(Spoken) Take ya time, Drake!
White people be trippin'
I don't get it
This song has got dem wishin' they had a RiRi dictionary
Siri, translate RiRi
Cause other languages are scary
This song was hated more than Isis
'Til it was covered by some white chicks
They bleached out everything that was Jamaican
Took it to Kansas and made it Caucasian
This is my voice, it is not an affectation
When in da club, be aware of dehydration
All of this "workin" got me feelin' dizzy
Something's funny with my drink
Someone slipped me a Cosby
Sorry I was just kidding
What? Too soon?
Let's go back to the chorus of the song
It's just me goin' work work work work work work
Some people said it was jibber jabber
But you don't see me coming to your work to tell you how to do expense reperts
I know my bouncing butt makes you butthurt
But I just beat Michael Jackson's record
You need Drake to make up some dumb sing song solo
You are why I'm always moanin'
Everybody else is bonin'
Why can't I sleep on you?
Papa Smurf's balls couldn't be more blue
If you had a clone I would phone her too
Why do all your outfits gotta be see through?
Now I know you said when I was done running errands we'd cuddle
I went every place you sent me
Got your chicken nuggets from Wendy's
I spilled half of your drink in the car
Soda rollin' rollin' all over
They shoulda given me a bigger cup holder
I went on your wild goose chase
Now you need to sit on my... lap
Drake wants a piece of "cake"
Sorry not tonight
I gotta get up early for work
The early bird catches all the earworms
If I'm late my boss will go beserk
I am my own boss but I am a jerk
So maybe we could meet next week for lunch
Wait I got a doctor's appointment
Not this year...
Too much work work work work
What's in here?
Ermahgerd Gersberms! Mah frahvrit berks