This is the 15th song in the Key of Awesome series.
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Taylor Swift is reaching out to a broader audience! After the success of her song "Fifteen" she uses her vast knowledge of the human condition to capture what its like to be a middle aged man.
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TAYLOR
You walk into the office and pull yourself together
For a meeting with your a-hole boss
He tells you that you're fired, but he calls it retired
He says "Sorry but we've gotta cut costs"
You start screaming like a fool
You trash your cubicle
And they have to call security
You see a hot girl by the curb
And you try to flirt with her
But she thinks you need help crossing the street
When you're fifty
Sometimes you drink till you pass out on the floor
Now your livers destroyed and you've got hemorrhoids
And you can barely get it up anymore
MIKE
Aww come on, that only happened once! Shut up, Taylor Swift
TAYLOR
Fifty
Your kids think you're lame and they cant hide their shame
When you're with them in a public place
And your wife can hardly stand you
She always reprimands you
And your son calls you a douchebag to your face
And then you've finally had enough
You say, "Son you think you're tough? You think that you can whoop your dad?"
Hes says, "No I'd rather not."
You say, "Gimme your best shot."
And then he kicks you in the nads
When you're fifty
MIKE
Hey shut up! I'll sing a verse of your stupid song
You've got squinty little eyes, and you sound crappy live
Kanye was drunk but he wasnt wrong
And you sucked on the Grammy's
Aww, come on. Don't cry, I'm sorry. I'm just going through a rough time. That was uncalled for. You're very talented.
Oh god! Ahhhh! Somebody get me the hell out of this enchanted forest!
