This is the 7th song in the Key of Unplugged series.
Description[]
This song was written for the soundtrack of The Douchefied Squad.
Lyrics[]
MARK AND DOUG
All my friends are super douchey bros
Always doing fist bumps that explode
Don't make eye contact with these goons
They want to show you their dope tattoos
Listening to Creed and Papa Roach
Entourage is still their favorite show
They stare directly at your boobs
Don't ask them their political views
MARK
Welcome to the room where people idolize the people in GTA
So they live that way
These are all the wankers with the prank channels
But the pranks are staged
"Fake and gay"
Can't avoid the f***boy manspreading next to you
Blowin' his E-cigarette vapor on to you
Rapping out loud on the train during your commute
But don't blame them
They're just inbred
MARK AND DOUG
They supported Trump but didn't vote
Mask their fears with Hugo Boss cologne
They don't pass the ball when playing hoops
"Deez nuts" is a phrase they often use
MARK
They ask for separate checks on a first date
They say you'd be hotter if you lost weight
Their profile pics are all shirtless
Swipe right and you might receive a dick pick
They take mirror selfies in the locker room
You're dancin' with your friends when they creep up next to you
Their pick up lines are guaranteed to make you puke
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"
MARK AND DOUG
Vomit!
MARK
"Is your daddy a thief cause I think he stole the stars and..."
MARK AND DOUG
Vomit!
MARK
"You must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all night"
MARK AND DOUG
Vomit!
They meet in the toilet to snort coke
Order Jagerbombs until they're broke
They text in the movies next to you
They don't give a f*** about previews
MARK
They yell things like "Superman that ho"
What that means I do not want to know
If you cannot spot on in a group
Be careful the d-bag could be you
DOUG
Ending a minor song in a major chord is kinda douchey
MARK
Totes douchey
Let's get some fro-yo
